Our Team.

Chief Scribe of Sass & Subtext.
Zola can spot an overused metaphor from 200 paces and isn't afraid to call it out with poetic flair. Known to laugh once every third Thursday, Zola’s reviews are sharp, sincere, and served with extra spice. Approach with gifts (preferably coffee or backstage gossip)

Resident Comedy Crusher & Sarcasm Sommelier.
Kwame rates punchlines like a fine wine connoisseur only the boldest survive. If your show makes him snort-laugh, you're golden. If not? Prepare for the slow clap of shame.

Theatre Whisperer & Vibe Analyst.
Ayana feels everything twice. She cries at curtain calls, gasps at monologues, and gives standing ovations when the soul is touched. Don’t try to fake depth. She’ll know.

Undercover Reviewer & Midnight Musings Enthusiast.
No one knows what Musa looks like. They appear, take notes, vanish, then drop a review that reads like spoken word and stings like truth. You’ve been warned.

Prophet of Performance, Bard of the Back Row.
Lulu has seen it all and reviewed it in rhyme. Expect dramatic prose, spiritual verdicts, and a sprinkle of chaos. If she’s in your audience, say your lines right.